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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall. |
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When things go wrong & when sadness fill your heart & when tears flow from u r eyes, just let me know, because I want to be there 4 you. I’m selling TISSUES. BUY 1 GET 1 FREE. |
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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!! |
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A book of 1000 pages: How long will it take to read it?
Writer: 6 months
Doctor: 2 months
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: First tell me when is the Exam? |
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Height Of Hope. . . ?
Sitting In the Examination Hall, Holding The Question Paper In Hand & Telling Your Self "Don\'t Worry Man, Exam may be Postponed" |
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, Exam result is near". |
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Spiritual books a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they\'re cramming for their final exam. |
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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 35 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 35 |
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me - Woody Allen |
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Great students like us work on the principle of rocket....
not because we aim for the skies but because we don’t start studying unless our tail is on fire.. |
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